Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Ask a question, get a monologue...

The scene: We're getting ready for school and Anna's stomach growls.

Me: Are you hungry?

Anna: No. There's a lion in my tummy. He doesn't have teeth or claws; he has polka dots. He used to have sharp claws and big, giant teeth, but the firefighters shot him and put him in jail. He came out and got into my tummy. He's going to come out in sixteen years and he'll sleep with me in my bed.

Me: Wow. (pause) So...you're not hungry, then?


  1. I almost fell out of my chair. THAT's too funny.

  2. out of the mouths of babes... I love it!

  3. that's awesome. :) She is so funny. I loved the big head comment too that Roy had on his status the other day :)